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So I’m watching a spokesman for Rick Santorum say he’s “strong pro-life, and that’s from conception to natural death.”

We know from the debates that Rick Santorum is in favor of war with Iran.

So… Rick Santorum’s official position is that dying because someone dropped a bomb on you is “natural death.”

I hope Rick Santorum has to sit through Son of the Dragon without any breaks.

I had to put a picture of gorgeous Rupert Graves on my dash to cheer me up from GOOD GOD MISSOURI AND MINNESOTA WHY WHY?!?!?

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Dick.

 Hahaha.

I just imagine Rick curled up into a ball.

Crying hysterically.

Repeating “Family values” over and over again in a pathetic whimper.

Please, whichever gods are feeling generous, give me that. Give me Rick Santorum breaking down into tears.

I am in no way advocating violence, but I think that I can predict with some certainty that if during the debates one of the other GOP candidates were to pull out a club and bash Rick Santorum over the head with it, they would take Pennsylvania in the general election.

Even from prison.

Even if they aren’t the nominee.