Still better than any of the Republican candidates so far…
For example, Lex doesn’t hate women… just Superman.
He wouldn’t say “some of my best friends own _______” because his only friend is a world destroying alien.
He’s extremely pro-science. He wouldn’t let creationism be taught in schools. He’s pro cloning. Pro stem cell research. Pro every kind of research. We’d see our testing scores jump 1000%.
He’s not racist except that he hates Kryptonians (and seriously, who gives a shit).
Lex Luthor don’t care who you fuck either. He’s ok with gay, after all the warm, fuzzy feelings that Kent boy gave him back in high school and the sexy hate feelings Brainiac gives him now.
I’m pretty sure he’s an atheist, but he doesn’t give a shit who/what you worship, as long as you tell Superman to go to some kind of hell.
At least if he was planning something evil he’d have the fucking decency to lie to you about it. And lie well.
that fucking frightening moment when Lex Luthor is looking like a viable candidate for presidency.
I’m writing Lex Luthor on the ballot, so serious.
This is all true. Shit.
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